Thursday 23 May 2013

Stop biting your nails!


So.


I have a confession to make.



I killed someone.


Not really.

I  mean I probably have killed ants, but they're not really "someone".  Otherwise I'm a mass murderer.

I don't like where this is going.

I’m pretty sure the title of this post gave it away.

I used to be a nail biter – never totally hardcore like down to half my nail bed but you could tell – and I picked at my cuticles.  It was a hard habit to break – but for those who are yet to do this – I have some tips.  They helped me – and maybe they’ll help you?MoisturiseSounds simple?  But DO IT.  Like not once a week – try to do it every day if you can.  People say “I don’t have time!?” but – have a tube in the bathroom so after you shower you squeeze out a dollop and rub it in – it seriously takes less than 20 seconds.  Or before bed?  That's when I put it on.  It might interfere with your sexy times - but maybe it'll add to the slippery fun?

File


There are different techniques on filing and the general consensus is you should file in one direction so as to not weaken the nail.  I’m pretty bad at this and I file both ways (oh yeah that’s how I roll).  But my point is more – have an emery board (or nail file) everywhere you go.  I have about 5 in my handbag, 1 in the car, 1 at my mums place, a couple at work.  Pretty much everywhere.  This means that when I get a chip and I’m tempted to get my rip on – I file it instead – and the damage is much less, PLUS there’s no sharp edge to play with or get caught on clothing.  Plus generally shaping your nail means they look better - and if they look better - maybe you no bite?

Stay present
This one sounds a little hippie-ish I know.  Buuuut.  When you start to bite your nails it’s usually a result of tension or stress.  I found if I was starting to bite – I would stop and realise and say “NO, I want to have nice nails” - although rarely out loud (unless I was in the car or at home).  It sounds pretty lame – but once you realise you’re doing it – it’s easier to say to your brain ‘hey- you shouldn’t be doing this’.

Get inspired

Something I liked to do was look online at nailart and beauty blogs – seeing others and their lovely long nails kinda made me think “I want to have nails like that”.

Moisturiser, cuticle oils, strengthening polishes and vanity are your friends.  I have some products that I prefer but each to their own – do your research.  Google is your friend!   :)

Wednesday 15 May 2013

Poor Lemmings

So I've decided to create a list of polishes I'm lemming on and occasionally a photo that contributed to my "errmagherrrrd" and *nailjizz* moment.  This list is really for me rather than anyone else as I'm not a part of any swaps at the moment.  :)

Here we go!
Aphrodite Lacquer
-      Inauspicious Stars

A England
-      St George

-      Order of the Garter

Black Cat Lacquer
-      Like a Virgin

-      Snowed In
-      Red Roses
-      Last Night
-      Sour Apple

Butter London
-      Two Finger Salute

Cadillacquer
-      Cute Poison

Candeo Colors
-      Julep

Candy Lacquer
-      Pixel Party
-      Sugar Party
-      Fun Dip

Chanel
-      Taboo

China Glaze
-      Sun of a Peach
-      Fancy Pants
-      Strawberry Fields

Deborah Lippmann

-      Ray of Light

Essie
-      Play Date
-      Butler Please
-      Bikini So Teeny
-      No More Film

Forever Polished
-      Blue Smoke

Gloss N Sparkle
-      Unicorn Droppings
-      Unicorn Spawn

Happy Hands
-      Afternoon Thunderstorms
-      Sweet Dreams
-      Nursery Rhymes
-      Mayonegg
-      For British Eyes Only
-      Sandcastles In the Sand
-      Banana Stand

Hare Polish
-      Afterglow
-      Asteroid Turf

Illamasqua
-      Raindrops

Jaded Nail Co
-      Serpent Spit

Jindie Nails
-      Electric Grape

-      Dream in colour
-      Megapixels

Julep
-      Anne


Lacquerlicious
-      Moonmist

Lacquerlust
-      Eternal Bliss

Lokis Lacquer
-      Good News Everyone

Lime Crime 

-      Milky White


Milani
-      Quick Teal

Nail Polish Couture
-      3.13.13

Ninja Polish
-      Floam

OPI 

-      Don't Touch my Tutu
-      My Boyfriend Scales Walls
-      No Time for the Blues
-      I saw, You saw, We saw, Warsaw
-      Wooden Shoe Like to Know
-      Dutch Ya Just Love it
-      I have a herring problem

Polish by KPT
-      In the Pink
-      Blue is Beautiful
-      Kelvin Bleu
-      Dream Lover

Polish Haus
-      Me Sea Blue

Rescue Beauty Lounge
-      No More War

Sindie Pop Lacquer
-      Mrs Duck


Stardust Polish
-      Pink Bikini

Takko Lacquer
-      Electric Apple

Trelly Polish

-      Beach Bunny

The Polish Well
-      Blue Bell Bottoms

White Owl Lacquers
-      Morning Dew


Wicked Polish
-      Hematoma

Zoya
-      Pixiedust: Chyna
-      Pixiedust: Godiva


SQUASHED LEMMINGS!!


Face of Australia Glitterati: Funky Town - thanks to @nailpolishaddicted1

Last update 10/06/2013

Photos of the lovelies

 Ninja Polish - Floam 
swatched here by: @tenlittlenubs

Zoya Pixiedust - Chyna
swatched here by: +Radha thepolishowl 
 
Polish by KPT - Dream Lover
swatched here by: @jackie18g


Tuesday 7 May 2013

Look! We have faces!

I thought it was probably a good time now to show y'all that I have a face.
 
And the girls that I've been collaborating with also have knees and elbows faces.  We are primarily out in the world with our nails, sometimes nude *SHOCK FACE* but usually painted.  But we do has face - so lets show them quickly - you can recoil in horror and then we can move right along.
 
This be Bee, yo.  Otherwise known as Bianca, today she ate spaghetti in her car.  Yep!  IN HER CAR!!  Cuz that's how she rolls.
 
 
 
 
This is Kermit Caitlyn, she likes snuggles and has pretty eyes, can you tell?  I think she's channelling Mischa Barton (in the Sixth Sense) here.
 
 
 This is midge, midge is not huge.  Not sure where midge came from though.  She also has a name that starts with Jennifer, but I can't remember what it is... 
 
 
 
 This is me.  You know it's true that thing they say, about the wind changing?  Yeah.  Sorry.  But - I do have a chanel bag on the side of my head - how many people do you know with a headbag?  Hmmmmn?
  


 This is Naomi, I made up a song for her "If you don't Naomi by now, you will never, never, never Naomi"...  Chart topper don't you think?  Naomi doesn't look impressed.
 


 And last but not least is Woody, I mean manwood, I mean Sylvie.  Sylvie's name means Wood Forest or something.  I think it's cuz she's really hard, I mean look at that face.  I cropped out her guns as I didn't want to frighten you away.  She is one scary Asian woman.



So that's it for now.  I figure if anyone is reading this by this point that you're doing well, but more importantly - so am I!!  (*SNAPS TO ME*)

Lynz xo
:P

Tuplet nails, get amongst it!

So I met these chickas, and we've been doing some mini collaborations where we pick a theme (sometimes it gets very detailed, other times not so much).


The first lot we did was floral, as we're doing it in conjunction with the #NailArtMay Challenge from +CaliforNAILS
We chose to do a neutral background with pastel flowers and we have the results below!


 
TOP          tinkybell_nails  &  icebubbleteanails
MIDDLE    meee  &  jennacide77
BOTTOM   mulanpoopy  &  nailsbynaomi

(all of these usernames are Instagram usernames in case you're searching :D)
As you can see we all had some pretty different results but I think that's kinda the point?  :)  If you think you'd like to have a go at this theme (and we think you should!) please use the tag #worldwidenailettes - we'd love to have a look and get inspired by what you do :)

Friday 3 May 2013

Welcome

So pretty much everyone I know thinks I should create a blog.  I mean - my maths hasn't been great since before high school but I would say that if you minus 95% of the people I know - the rest would've suggested it.  Or maybe it was about 4 people.  Either way - I'm here for the people.  *curtsies*

So firstly I think I should chuck in some free advertising.I have an IG account - it can be found by searching "hammerednails". Pity that address wasn't free on here - dangit.


Anyway.  I like to paint nails and say goofy things.  Sometimes I'm funny - mostly I'm lame - but I'm ok with that - I gave up on being cool a long time ago - now I just want to have fun.  "ohhh girls just a wanna have, they justa wanna, they justa wannnnaaaaaa".

So peeps - this entry is lame and short but you gotta start somewhere yeah?

P.S.  SHOUTOUT to my homegirls (no they are not at home and they aren't girls, they're bitches yo) we started our own little nail group but whilst we're all in each others pockets day to day - this group has too much love for 6 people so we're encouraging you to join us.  DRINK THE KOOL AID.

We have:
mulanpoopy          (Sylvie)               (Woody)
jennacide77          (Jennifer)             (Midge)
tinkybell_nails       (Bianca)
icebubbleteanails   (Caitlyn)
nailsbynaomi         (Naomi) &
hammerednails      (me-Lyndsay)


But we have just started a new tag that we want to use for when we do a big group collaboration, we pick and agree upon a theme and then all have a crack at it.  It's for us and it's for you!  It's not exclusive and it's not for beginners or advanced - it's for whoever wants to have a go - if you don't have all the right colours don't worry - if you do but you don't have the skills - don't worry.  This is for funtimes not worrytimes.

It is #worldwidenailettes

Love,
Lynz xo